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7.12.04 HOLY VIRGINIA!
Outacontrol weekends in Virginia are what I live for
every year about this same time. In fact, I havnt missed this race in the pass three years. I did pretty good
on Sat, but it wasnt fast enough. It was like God was messing with me when he gave me lane 8 in the main and after the snap
of my life, I blew my foot off the pedal over the first jump. "you looked like a rookie in an expert moto Evan!" That was
the deciding factor~~>IF CLIPS ARE FOR KOOKS, THEN IM A KOOK! After all, the reason one should clip in is not to COVER
UP a weekness, but to ENHANCE SKILLS. So, next time you see me on the track, I should have my $10 shoes and my $140 pedals.
haha....On the other hand, I am not the only FPP soldier to sell out to the clippers. I heard it took Bill Young a half
hour in the parking lot to finally get clipped in. Atleast he made the main on Sunday. I got 10 points and didnt even
make the semi. On a lighter note, here you go:
"are we on I-95? or the Turnpike?" -Clara (between GA and SC)
"Ohh, its on!" "Whats on?" "Umm..IT"-Everyone
"Happy Birthday Evan"-Lonestar Steakhouse
"Happy Birthday Kelly"-Macaroni Grill
"I dont need to use the Bathroom to change. Shelby, turn around"-Greg
"Dude, you didnt shower all weekend!"-Everyone to Greg
"I love Colin Stiles Showers, just jump in the pool"-Greg
"WHOO HOO, NO WASHINGTON!! i mean, darn, no washington"-Evan
"I saw eric in the shower, and the myth is not true"-Greg
"Evan, your a bison"-Eric
"I got put over the turn! then i tried to grab the banner i went
through thinking it would stop me from falling"-Eric
"Dude, you grabbed my TEET!"-Bill
"Evan, you didnt drool on my pillow, did you?"-Clara
"Yes, i did"-Evan
"The shoulders on 95 through south carolina are really small"-greg
"I cant believe we almost crashed in the van again!" 2 passengers
"i didnt fall asleep, i was draggin though!"-greg
"Geeze, they couldve atleast waited more than 10 mins to start
that!"-Shelby
"Evan "darth vadar" Rosenberg over there was snoring at like 6:00"-greg
"Damn your moto sux eric"-everyone
"Hey, whats your name?" -some random chic to eric
"Alex"-eric
"105 motos and we have 3 riders that have semis, thats crazy"-Shelby
"Kapes' slingshot is rediculus" McGonigal (slingshotigal)
MORE TO COME!
6.14.03
man ohh man ohh man, so, on Friday night, Geordan crashed
in his 3rd moto at Okeeheelee BMX into the first turn with another rider and upon sitting up, left about a gallon
of blood on the track. He then subsequently left a trail of blood from the first turn to the rodeo that was sitting
in the parking lot. at first glance, i thought it wasnt that bad.....i was wrong. it turns out that Geordan tore the
Flexor Tendon on his fifth metacarpal, thats the pinky for those of us unaware of the anatomy of the hand. Geordan went
in for surgery today and was released at around 6:25 in the p.m. The surgery was performed by the fastidious, yet amazing
and knowledgable Doctors at the Miami Hand Center. Dr. Gonzalez, Dr. Starry, and Debrah Krol PAC, and Dr. Rodriguez
took the honor of fixing his hand. When i took a gander at what Geordan did, I thought his knee was way worse than
his hand. (It was hella deep, but, no blood!! just white!!). But he only needed 22 total stitches on two levels
of skin.."the hole was bigger than a .22, smaller than a .45, ) says GP's dad. When we find out how long he will be out, we
will letcha know.
6.14.04
Well, I think the metephorical rollercoaster that is
my life has finally slowed itself to a crawl. Since the last time I updated, things have been outacontrol! Lets take
a gander:
--went to tampa and flew on the cruiser. left
4 points from capping!
--went to punta gorda and got thawapped on my 20 and
only made up about 8 points or so.
--my parents sold my house!!!!!! never thought it would
ever happen!
--got approved for a mortgage and almost bought atleast
15 different condos
--moved in with the pursgloves for 2 fun and exciting
months.
--traded the lil blazer away for a ram 1500 quad cab.
--No more cleaning pools, i now destroy pools...and
pretty much everything i touch
--i bite the bullet and decide to rent an apartment...its
hella tight
--bring it on oak, im ready for yah...the state championship
wasnt all i wanted it to be, but i think everything turned out ok
~~~i pulled a # 3 on the 20 inch...and a #2 on the cruiser..all
i had to do was beat ezelle two motos and i got 2nd both motos..got 4th in the 20 inch main from lane 8 which isnt that bad.
--R.I.P kimba, my dogg finally ended her battle with
cancer and was put to sleep. i miss her.
--for all intents and purposes, all i do is ride and
work now..ride and work, work and ride, work work work, ride ride ride
| Z getting looooose in Miami, his car got loose too |
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| extra day in Miami-----Priceless |
| well, trev got his cast off. can you see the pin? |
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| There it is! |
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| dear god i got a camera! And i know how to use it! |
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| My DoGg, KiMbA! |
| soooooo close, yet sooooooo far away! |
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2.25.04
Hmm...No mains made in Miami for the simpe fact that only THREE FREAKIN PEOPLE FROM MY CLASS SHOWED UP!! Its ok, I missed
the first day cause my sister decided to get married and needless to say, I didnt do so hott racing the ex-pros bill and bert.
Its ok, im sure i wont fall next time im going to try to pass someone in a turn. anyways, her are some funny things
i either heard or quoted from the weekend.
"If i didnt make my mains, id be stuck here in Miami for a while" -Ryan talking about the water pump that didnt work
anymore on his car
"Hey, do you guys know the hott super girl, you know, the one in the orange with the huge T!t$? Shes soo hot, i
forget her name though"--Jarrod
"You mean lindsay pecorino? Thats my sister you a#$hole"--Me
"No way dude, are you serious?"--Jarrod
"Yup, her dad married my mom, shes my step sister, so is lauren pecorio, and Greg pecorino is my Step dad and Brian Pecorino
is my step brother"--Me
"Dude, you can reach around and hit me if you want to, im an idot, just beat my ass"--Jarrod
"Well, looks like the wedding receptions over"---announcer after I fell
"STOP MOVING"--Ryan, holding down Cody Caufmans broken wrist during the coaster main
"Spanky fell soo hard yesterday"--Everyone
"Percy broke his wrist sitting on his bike"--Everyone
"Justin jumped a 32 foot triple and made it..but crashed on an 8 ft double, 2 feet from the finish line"--announcer
MORE TO COME..I PROMISE
1.31.04
Well, another exciting race weekend in the books. I am on a main making streak! First the presidents
cup..now i made both mains at Orlando! Just in case you dont feel like looking up the important parts of the weekend
for the 22-29 expert class, its as simple as this. Evan got 4th in the main on sat and 3rd in the
main on sunday. Actually, it was a weekend full of hillarious quotes. here are the funny ones i can
remember.(in no particular order)
"Im never going to grow because i only poop once a month" --tyler
"Rahh Rahh Rahh its my birthday" --tyler
"Dad, i dont want to leave orlando..lets get a hotel room, i have a rash on my ass" --taylor
"Evan, can you pull me out of the races for today, i broke my ankle in a fight last night" --taber
"I HAVNT MADE A MAIN YET WHEN I HAVE SEMIS!! I ALWAYS GET 5TH!!"--shelby
"I havnt lost a freakin moto all year, but i choke in every main!"
-magin
"dude, thats your sister? she looks absolutly nothing like you"
--everyone
"OK! LETS PLAY THE GUESSING GAME!! your 13, right??
--petey
"Im ricky rogers' ex girlfriend" --ricky rogers' ex girlfriend
"Ricky was going out with a 16 yr old? I used to race him, isnt he like 22? --evan
"I just zelinskied myself into 3rd place down the 3rd str8"--evan
"I cant tell you who put the hotdog in your seat tube, but it was ian and mike" --ashley turner
"this hooters has the most fake boobs i have ever seen at any hooters"
--evan
"Im not complaining" jerry faoro
"Evan, look at that girls boobies!--taylor
"ok, the waitress called us, sweety, sweetheart, darling, cutie pie, sugar, and honey...she wants us" --skyler and evan
"ill see you in the main tomorrow..ohh wait, your not pro, hahaha--fernandez
"ohh man, you hit the wrong guy with that coaster"--termite
"i was aiming for you termite, but your so freakin small i completely
missed you"--evan
"I tried to help the guy up from the ground when they fell, but then he swung at me, so i beat him down. My wife is gonna
kill me cause i got blood on the phone"--jerry
"Shag broke his wrist out of his wrist"evan
"Evan, we had 12 broken collar bones today, but only one was a double break" von stein
"I dont understand, your stopped on the turnpike and hes going to run down off the bridge? That doenst make sense
evan." --jerry
12.29.03
Can you believe this? I attended my first ever presidents cup race and ohhhhh man, not only did I make the main,
I almost won the MFer! After winning all the way to the last turn, i got passed like i was standing still. lol!
anyways, i like to imagine that i won instead of getting 2nd.
11.22.03
I love nascar soo much! We went to the races last weekend
and i finally got the pictures developed on my 16 dollar throw away camera! I truly think they shoot for a 400% markup out
there. The pix are on the nascar page..cyah
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